"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go"
"nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."
I tongue kiss with my soul
"Far too often
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
"Your child will follow your example, not your advice."